I have to agree with Maria, although being an experienced transcriptionist as well I am quite certain you've been the victim of spa-peach wreck ignition software. Buahahahahahaa!
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15 comments:
must be single...
Man medical science is really advancing by leaps and bounds.
I hope a medical transcriptionist wasn't responsible for that mistake. :)
Signed,
A Medical Transcriptionist
If I was that old you're damn right I would have an acute something!
WV - dierr. How appropo!
Was his name Noah?
Maria - Exactly! As a fellow MT my first thought was please be an SR mistake.
Methuselah? is that you?
Highlander visiting your clinic??? Bring out the hankies....
Awesome. I actually snorted when I read that one.
Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?
"Patient requested a room with no mirrors or crucifixes. Asked if he could score some tPA."
In biblical times, people lived longer. Which explains a lot, I think. Because we know that longevity isn't always associated with sanity.
"Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?"
We have a winner! Lol.
I have to agree with Maria, although being an experienced transcriptionist as well I am quite certain you've been the victim of spa-peach wreck ignition software. Buahahahahahaa!
Yours Truly,
A Cranky Transcriptionist
Dr who????
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