Doctor Grumpy in the House: But he doesn't look a day over 400!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

But he doesn't look a day over 400!

On rounds last night, I discovered this line in a new patient's chart:

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15 comments:

Anonymous said...: must be single...; January 13, 2011 at 9:02 AM
Anonymous said...: Man medical science is really advancing by leaps and bounds.; January 13, 2011 at 9:12 AM
Maria Stahl said...: I hope a medical transcriptionist wasn't responsible for that mistake. :)

Signed,
A Medical Transcriptionist; January 13, 2011 at 9:18 AM
Diana said...: If I was that old you're damn right I would have an acute something!

WV - dierr. How appropo!; January 13, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Christine said...: Was his name Noah?; January 13, 2011 at 11:44 AM
Anonymous said...: Maria - Exactly! As a fellow MT my first thought was please be an SR mistake.; January 13, 2011 at 12:45 PM
pharmacy chick said...: Methuselah? is that you?; January 13, 2011 at 12:51 PM
Texas Pharmacy Chica said...: Highlander visiting your clinic??? Bring out the hankies....; January 13, 2011 at 1:45 PM
Albinoblackbear said...: Awesome. I actually snorted when I read that one.; January 13, 2011 at 2:10 PM
Anonymous said...: Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?; January 13, 2011 at 2:19 PM
Anonymous said...: "Patient requested a room with no mirrors or crucifixes. Asked if he could score some tPA."; January 13, 2011 at 2:24 PM
The Mother said...: In biblical times, people lived longer. Which explains a lot, I think. Because we know that longevity isn't always associated with sanity.; January 13, 2011 at 9:07 PM
Morris said...: "Have hospital waiting times gotten THAT bad?"

We have a winner! Lol.; January 13, 2011 at 10:39 PM
Anonymous said...: I have to agree with Maria, although being an experienced transcriptionist as well I am quite certain you've been the victim of spa-peach wreck ignition software. Buahahahahahaa!

Yours Truly,

A Cranky Transcriptionist; January 15, 2011 at 3:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Dr who????; January 17, 2011 at 4:55 AM

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But he doesn't look a day over 400!

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