Mrs. Grumpy: "We're fine. How about yourself?"
Waitress: "So-so. My daughter spent most of the afternoon in ER!" (starts crying).
Mrs. Grumpy: "Oh... I'm sorry. Is she okay?"
Waitress: "She shoved a Lego up her nose!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Usually they can get those out."
Waitress: "The doctor there tried for, like 2, hours, and couldn't. So on Monday we have to take her to a pediatric ENT."
Mrs. Grumpy: "I'm sure she'll be okay."
Waitress: "Our specials tonight are meatballs fornicato..."