Doctor Grumpy in the House: Good thing it's not lunchtime, yet

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Good thing it's not lunchtime, yet

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?"

Mr. Taco: "Mexican food gives me gas."

9 comments:

Jackie said...: ahahahahahahahahaa

That's funny *rolls eyes*, not really relevent though.

xx
Jaxs; July 6, 2010 at 3:47 PM
Li'l Azathoth said...: "And my insurance only covers refried beans. If I want charro beans or black beans, I have to pay out of my own pocket."; July 6, 2010 at 4:09 PM
Anonymous said...: It could be a legitimate answer. My antidepressant of choice is a good burrito paired with a carnitas taco and a slice of lime.

The proper response is "okay, and are you allergic to any OTHER medications?"

Captcha: "eystions," which I'm sure are what one asks an optometrist.; July 6, 2010 at 5:21 PM
Anonymous said...: Sounds like a joke out of a Bazooka Joe bubble gum, another words really bad.; July 6, 2010 at 6:31 PM
Anonymous said...: no sneaking to tijuana for laetrile for this one; July 6, 2010 at 6:58 PM
erichollins said...: Someone should do a medical study on the effects of eating Mexican food and whether it increases or decreases the amount of flatulence that a person produces.; July 6, 2010 at 9:20 PM
Anonymous said...: Did you recommend Beano?; July 6, 2010 at 10:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Take 2 tacos and call me in the morning.; July 7, 2010 at 10:37 AM
ERP said...: Right Anon. I guess Dr Grumpy prescribes a lot of Chimichangas.; July 8, 2010 at 12:23 PM

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