Someone should do a medical study on the effects of eating Mexican food and whether it increases or decreases the amount of flatulence that a person produces.
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate.
Singing Foo!
Have Dr. Grumpy delivered automatically to your Kindle for only 99 cents a month! Sign up here!
Dr. Grumpy is for hire! Need an article written (humorous, medical, or otherwise) or want to commission a genuine Grumpy piece for your newspaper/magazine/toilet paper roll? Contact me to discuss subjects. You can reach me at the email address below, or through my Linked-In profile.
Dr. Grumpy Merchandise is available! At your request, I've set up an online store here. For more information about the store, click here. I'm adding new products as I come up with ideas, and your suggestions come in.
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA Mary: My Awesome Secretary Ed: The office fish Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with Mrs. Grumpy:My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse) Frank, Craig, and Marie:The Grumpy Tribe Snowball & Mello: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
9 comments:
ahahahahahahahahaa
That's funny *rolls eyes*, not really relevent though.
xx
Jaxs
"And my insurance only covers refried beans. If I want charro beans or black beans, I have to pay out of my own pocket."
It could be a legitimate answer. My antidepressant of choice is a good burrito paired with a carnitas taco and a slice of lime.
The proper response is "okay, and are you allergic to any OTHER medications?"
Captcha: "eystions," which I'm sure are what one asks an optometrist.
Sounds like a joke out of a Bazooka Joe bubble gum, another words really bad.
no sneaking to tijuana for laetrile for this one
Someone should do a medical study on the effects of eating Mexican food and whether it increases or decreases the amount of flatulence that a person produces.
Did you recommend Beano?
Take 2 tacos and call me in the morning.
Right Anon. I guess Dr Grumpy prescribes a lot of Chimichangas.
Post a Comment