Doctor Grumpy in the House: So let's beware of them

Thursday, April 15, 2010

So let's beware of them

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?"

Mr. Genetics: "Yes. My Dad died on his birthday."

7 comments:

Cthulhu Sashimi said...: "I always knew there was something sinister about clowns..."; April 15, 2010 at 5:39 PM
Liz said...: Uh oh...did you ask Mr. Genetics when his birthday was coming around? You never know with DNA...; April 15, 2010 at 6:23 PM
PHDnotMD said...: Where in the name of all that is holy do you find these people? Or, more precisely, how do they all manage to find you?; April 15, 2010 at 7:27 PM
Anonymous said...: "It wasn't cheap, but my mom said it was the best present I ever got her."; April 15, 2010 at 7:34 PM
Susan said...: hee hee hee

"Yes, I have the extremely rare familial trait known as deathbirthdayitis."; April 15, 2010 at 9:23 PM
Anonymous said...: It seems that statistically the more birthdays you have the more likely you are to die, QED.; April 16, 2010 at 10:11 AM
Kat's Kats said...: Is that comorbid with parentdiedatxageitis?

My husband had that until he was a year older than his father, when his father died (both Type 1 diabetic).; April 16, 2010 at 10:39 AM

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