Mr. Huh: "No. I'm from Oregon."
Monday, April 12, 2010
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
skip to main |
skip to sidebar
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Blog Archive
-
▼
2010
(742)
-
▼
April
(70)
- On-call food
- Can't argue with that
- Attention patients!
- Mary's Desk, April 29, 2010
- Mind reading
- Evolution in reverse
- Wednesday night, 6:49 p.m.
- Dim bulb
- Dear Drug Company,
- Another day, another...
- Mary, come shoot me. Now.
- Naked Terror
- Sympathy
- Nurses...
- On call- Idiocy
- On call- Sunday morning.
- On call- tips from the trenches
- With a cluck-cluck here and a cluck-cluck there
- Fun with teenagers
- Toothbrush? Finger with booger? OMG!
- BOOBQUAKE, 2010: Shake 'em! You won't break 'em!
- Great office moments
- "Sir, can't you wait until next week? Sir? Sir?"
- Wednesday afternoon
- Wednesday morning, 5:45 a.m.
- Sentence Structure- It means something
- Fail!
- Dear Insurance Company,
- What the HELL does this mean?
- I'VE GOT THE POWER!!!
- Monday Morning
- FRANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- My Readers Write
- Truth in advertising
- Thursday Weirdness
- So let's beware of them
- What the hell?
- Drug Ads
- Huh?
- Let me repeat the question
- The family next door
- Mary's Desk, April 13, 2010
- Overheard at the Grumpy house computer desk
- Monday non-sequitur
- Saturday night, on call
- Stupid toy of the year award
- Difficult Case
- Is she a cat?
- It's a guy thing
- My 10:00
- Early Morning ICU Rounds
- Who's counting?
- Whoa, Nelly!
- The last patient of the day
- No, just pick somebody else's family. It's more fun.
- Tuesday night, 9:25 p.m.
- Annie's Desk, April 6, 2010
- Dear Dr. Astute,
- Frazzled Farmacy
- Tourism 101
- Early Monday morning
- I'm old
- Sunday afternoon, 12:48 p.m.
- Sunday Editorial
- Stupid
- Quitting smoking
- Statistics R Us
- My readers write
- Guessing games
- Why I do what I do
-
▼
April
(70)
15 comments:
The implication being, of course, that real men are from Oregon and they don't get back pain. Back pain is for wussies.
Not sure if you've seen this yet, but my husband just sent it to me and I thought of you.
http://www.cracked.com/article_16302_8-medical-terms-your-doctor-uses-insult-you.html
Somehow, I can't the image of a lumberjack in a tutu out of my head.
myoclonicjerk,
No lumberjacks left in Oregon. The "Tree Huggers" are "saving" all the trees, by letting all the trees burn up in wildfires.
wv = humessky -- would that be a home in the sky? or humming under the sky?
RSDS
Myo- Check out today's People of Walmart for a lovely picture of someone in a tutu who, alas, is ill-suited for it.
medical marijuana?
Yep we're a medical MJ state. No way to track the narcotic perscriptions but everyone and their brother can get a card to toke up.
"do you hail from white plains?" back pain white plains
It's well known that the leading cause of back pain is a state sales tax.
I'm from Oregon and I have back pain....but I'm a girl. Maybe it's only the men Oregonians who scoff at back pain?
@RSDS: humessky = The sky filled with images of David Hume. Expect a philosophical crisis to follow shortly.
Hopalong Ginsberg
I have back pain. I wish I was from Oregon.
If you were a psychiatrist you'd have to call this post: Monday Loose Association.
:)
No back pain in Oregon? Pack up kids, we're moving....
Wow - you (and I) would go out of business if we practised there.
Post a Comment