Mr. Biz: "Yeah, I have an appointment at 3:00 today, and my boss called an emergency meeting for the same time."
Mary: "Okay, do you need to reschedule?"
Mr. Biz: "No. Do you have WiFi?"
Mary: "Um, no, why?"
Mr. Biz: "Because I want to attend the meeting online during my doctor appointment. It's very important."
Mary: "I can reschedule you to tomorrow..."
Mr. Biz: "Wait a minute. You mean to tell me your office doesn't have free WiFi service? What do people do while they're waiting for the doctor?"
Mary: "He's usually pretty prompt, but we have magazines and..."
Mr. Biz: "How can you NOT have WiFi for patients? Just cancel my appointment, I'm going to find someone else."