Mr. Skin: "Yeah, that one that gives me a rash."
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you know what it's called?"
Mr. Skin: "No, but I'm not taking it anymore."
Dr. Grumpy: "What medication are you taking now?"
Mr. Skin: "The one that doesn't give me a rash."
1 day ago
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Mary, come shoot me. Now.
Mr. Skin: "Yeah, that one that gives me a rash."
Dr. Grumpy: "Do you know what it's called?"
Mr. Skin: "No, but I'm not taking it anymore."
Dr. Grumpy: "What medication are you taking now?"
Mr. Skin: "The one that doesn't give me a rash."
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Picky picky picky...
>:p
Because clearly there's only one medication out there that will give you a rash :)
Don't make such a rash decision, Doc! LOL
You know, it's starts with a P or maybe it's an A. The one that started with a K made me kind of loopy whenever I would tie one on, so I had to get off that one, too.
Shower scrubbing bubbles probably gives him a rash! HAH!
Progress...
Duh... the one that doesn't give him a rash... are you sure you went to medical school?
I got it from the pharmacy were the pharmacist wear the blue smocks and not the pharmacy that I usually use where they wear white coats but sometimes I use the one in the hospital but I don't like the fact that they wear scrubs under white coats. It doesn't look professional to me and it's very confusing. Oh wait... I might have gotten it at another pharmacy altogether...
Here at the pharmacy we only sell/stock 2 types of medications- one for rash, and the other no rash.....
rash from lamotrigine, not-rash from not-lamotrigine? Either way, prescribe exeroph, my verification word.
When you hear that, do you feel itchy?
Must be the blue one.
I am not taking the medication you did not prescribe that does not prevent me from giving you a headache whenever I don't visit your surgery?
My key word is chiatic! LOL!
Could not be more deranged!
Logical? Yes.
Irritating? Yes.
My favorite was when a patient came into the ED and told me that they are 'deathly' allergic to a drug that started with 'b'.
I asked him if he had it written down in his wallet or something, he said that he kept it tacked on his fridge. Then asked me to start naming 'b' drugs.
*facepalm*
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