I was informed by certified mail last week that I've been approved for my state's substance abuse monitoring program, being able to look up ALL my patients' controlled substance scripts from all pharmacies and other doctors.
I activated my incredible new all-seeing powers this morning. And within an hour had fired 3 patients that we were suspicious of.
Mary and Annie are making up wish lists of people for me to check. It's like Christmas, in April.
JUNKIES! YE SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE ME!!! I AM GRUMPY, THE OMNISCIENT!
Tomorrow I'm going to start wearing a cape to work.