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10 comments:
They study the hormonal effects of the heart on the kidneys, duh.
But do they eat meat?
They stuff your kidneys inside your heart.
endocrinologist maybe? lol :)
Ummmmmmmmmmm
Good question!
xx
Jaxs
Someone who makes more money?
Probably a Canadian Specialist. We've had Health Care Services for a while. We mix up syllables sometimes!
Those endocardaphrologists are great multitaskers ;)
They frollow ends of cars.
They leave their business card in your rectum after your CABG...wait...what?
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