Doctor Grumpy in the House: Huh?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Huh?

Mr. Referral: "My internist wants me to see an endocardaphrologist. What do they do?"

Dr. Grumpy: "I have no idea."

10 comments:

Christine-Megan said...: They study the hormonal effects of the heart on the kidneys, duh.; April 14, 2010 at 6:16 PM
Anonymous said...: But do they eat meat?; April 14, 2010 at 7:03 PM
Anonymous said...: They stuff your kidneys inside your heart.; April 14, 2010 at 7:14 PM
The Melancholy Mommy said...: endocrinologist maybe? lol :); April 14, 2010 at 8:43 PM
Jackie said...: Ummmmmmmmmmm

Good question!

xx
Jaxs; April 14, 2010 at 8:47 PM
Claire said...: Someone who makes more money?; April 14, 2010 at 10:41 PM
Claudia said...: Probably a Canadian Specialist. We've had Health Care Services for a while. We mix up syllables sometimes!; April 15, 2010 at 12:13 AM
Kim Kasch said...: Those endocardaphrologists are great multitaskers ;); April 15, 2010 at 2:35 AM
Anonymous said...: They frollow ends of cars.; April 15, 2010 at 4:46 AM
Liz said...: They leave their business card in your rectum after your CABG...wait...what?; April 16, 2010 at 12:55 AM

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