Somehow this always leads me to hope that the office week will start right.
Grabbing my morning pills out of the medicine cabinet and heading for my car, I accidentally chewed through a fish oil capsule, slathering my freshly brushed teeth with the enticing taste of raw cod liver.
I slugged down a Diet Coke on the drive in, which improved things somewhat. I figured making tea would help further.
I keep a bottle of lemon juice at the office, and add a few drops to my water when I make tea.
After I pulled my water out of the microwave, I tossed in some sweetener and a tea bag, and took a gulp a few minutes later. And gagged.
I'd forgotten the water and just microwaved a big mug of straight lemon juice.
It sure as hell covered up the fish oil.
I think I'll stick with another Diet Coke for the time being. And hope like hell there's not a finger or something gross in the can.