Here's the story:
Mrs. Smith was mugged outside Local Mall yesterday, in an event witnessed by several bystanders. Mr. Scumbag hit her over the head with a crowbar (she'll be fine, don't worry) knocking her out, and grabbing her purse (he's already been caught).
So she was admitted to Grumpy Hospital. And the admitting internist wrote in the chart:
"Neurology consult with Dr. Grumpy, to determine why patient lost conciousness."
This one has me stumped, so if any of you want to chip in ideas to help, I'd appreciate it.