If you are thirsty enough, you don't care" what kind". A few years ago, we went to a colorado rockies game. It was 100+ degrees and we were in direct sunlight in left field. I needed a bottle of water. Everybody would sell me a beer, but finding water was a tad tricky. After walking half way around the stadium I found a vendor selling 16 ounce Dasani....for $4 a pop. I bought two, one for me and one for Mr chick. When I handed it to mr chick, I said. "enjoy it, for what I paid for this, I think its Holy water...."
Does no one here consume bottled water? There is sparkling, still, mineral, and a hundred different flavors, not to mention brand names. The clerk was just a jackass.
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6 comments:
Random outdoor carnival conversation at ultra-ghetto carnival I went to...
Now I know what my patients do in their spare time.
I'm trying to give this woman the benefit of the doubt - maybe she meant what brand... Nonetheless, I shake my head...
If you are thirsty enough, you don't care" what kind". A few years ago, we went to a colorado rockies game. It was 100+ degrees and we were in direct sunlight in left field. I needed a bottle of water. Everybody would sell me a beer, but finding water was a tad tricky. After walking half way around the stadium I found a vendor selling 16 ounce Dasani....for $4 a pop. I bought two, one for me and one for Mr chick. When I handed it to mr chick, I said. "enjoy it, for what I paid for this, I think its Holy water...."
What Maha said.
Assuming Doc Grumpy meant the clerk was stupid...I'm going with sarcasm on this one. It's exactly what I would have said!
Soooooo much better than the dry kind.
Does no one here consume bottled water? There is sparkling, still, mineral, and a hundred different flavors, not to mention brand names. The clerk was just a jackass.
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