Friday, July 17, 2009
The International Crisis is Over
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Attention: I've now been issued a replacement Diet Coke card by the purser. Balance has been restored to the universe.
A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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9 comments:
Whew!
Fellow Diet Coke addict
Carnivore doesn't just slap a sticker on your room key card like Princess?
Thank God! Now the children can go to college...
>:)
D
Well thank goodness. And here I was worried I wouldn't sleep tonight for fretting over your lack of Diet Coke.
(that said, as a fellow addict I really was feeling for you a bit in spite of my snark)
Happy aspartame intake!
omg you should have seen the tears that I shed over my wine-only card...20 years old and on a cruise?
Next time, just have them tattoo it on your thigh!
lol Did they roll their eyes at you like we do when a patient comes in with a "lost" or "stolen" narc script? jk I love you and your diet coke habbit doc.
Nurse Whats-Her-Name
lmao. that was some funny shit.
OMG.... I just visited my brother...who doesn't have a FREAKIN coffee maker! Thank god he lives in Seattle with a starbucks on every block...
My addiction is coffee AND diet pepsi.
~ladyk73
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