I lost my endless Diet Coke card! Stop the ship! Stop the presses! Stop the world! Sound general alarm! Call the Navy! Call the Coast Guard! Call the Boy Scouts!
There are 5000 people on board AND YOU ALL BETTER HELP ME FIND MY F--K--G FOUNTAIN CARD OR YOU'LL BE WANTING TO ABANDON SHIP!!!
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10 comments:
What's your address??!! I'll fedex you some.
Did you check your shorts from yesterday?
My word verification is crytki... Haha.
OH. MY. WORD. WHAT. NOW! I got an idea steal Mrs. Grumpy's!
Hey! I got it.
Here in Idaho.
For a small price, I'll bring it to you.
I had one of those cards on my cruise, along with a complimentary thermos cup.
Still have the card, and the cup, three years later.
SOME of us exercise caution with things that matter. Just sayin' :P
So, how much do they soak you per can without the card?
It's hideous, I'm sure...
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Rahon (the pizza guy)over nighted it to me in the States. Your children sold you out.
Next goes the tomatoes.
Rahon will get back to you to name the price.
Get sassy, and I'll microwave the bitch.
Maybe I should take a picture of it holding up a newspaper?
LD/50 Rat
You lost your ativan card too?
well...thats good..HOWEVER,,how is Mrs. Grumpy getting along without her daily dose of tomatoes
Hell, the salad bar is piled high with them.
It's a miracle that you weren't forcibly sedated by the ship's doctor and put in the BRIG.
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