Friday, September 29, 2023

Stayin' Alive

My 11:00 patient, while we were talking at my desk, took cans of Red Bull and beer from his backpack, mixed them together in an empty water bottle, and is drinking it.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I don't switch to Red Bull and vodka until after noon."

bobbie said...

Did he offer you any???

Mad Jack said...

Ha!
Ha!Ha!
Ha!Ha!Ha!

My Heavenly days. You lead an interesting life, you know that?

Packer said...

Just contemplating this is cracking me up. Covid cure or preparing for a long drive.

So damn crazy that I am going to try it tonight, I will promptly report results

Anonymous said...

"The commercial says it gives you wings, but I figured it would be a good idea to drink it with a doctor nearby, just in case there are any complications. Can't be too careful. The beer is a muscle relaxant. I don't suppose you have any peanuts? I may need some extra salt and protein."

Anonymous said...

You haven't really lived until you've taken a 1961 Ch√Ęteau Cheval Blanc and mixed it with a kiwi-strawberry Monster Energy Drink.

Anonymous said...

"So, Doc, what do you think is causing these blackout spells?"

John Woolman said...

Couple that with a motor bike and whatever he was seeing you for and it is yet another newish way to die…

Anonymous said...

"I call this drink a 'Wall Street,' because it's a bull and a beer. Get it? ..... Wait, what? .... Okay, never mind."

gloriap said...

Did you counter with a Diet Coke?

 
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