Monday, December 5, 2022

Open mic post

Doing some reading over the weekend, and came across this pic. I'm opening up the floor for caption ideas. Mine is under it.

 

“Pinch me again and you’ll need dental work”


 

 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

“You can't block lymphocyte migration by just squeezing them…”

Anonymous said...

"It's a classical music playlist. Never mind where I got it."

Anonymous said...

"No, I don't have any KLeenex. You'll just have to hold on to that booger until the coffee break."

Bedřich Fuzzybank said...

"What else did they say the session on the Vulcan nerve pinch?"

Anonymous said...

"I sympathize with your problem, but I don't think those pills they advertise in spam emails do anything."

Nurse Lily said...

"Steve... what are you doing with your other hand?"

Anonymous said...

They expect me to use that type of percussion hammer....

Anonymous said...

I don't care what you think, he who smelt it dealt it.

Anonymous said...

"I don't know whose pubic hair that is, but it's definitely not mine."

Anonymous said...

"No, I'm not trading you any of my imaginary coke for a hit from your imaginary joint."

Anonymous said...

"Okay, so once you've located the clitoris, the next thing you do is..."

Anonymous said...

"Okay, so I put a pinch of Skoal between my cheek and gum. Then what do I do?"

Anonymous said...

"That ring was right here, where I'm pointing, and now you're wearing one that looks JUST like it. Do I need to go on?"

 
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