Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."
Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."
Friday, October 3, 2014
Thursday afternoon whatever
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."
Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."
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Mrs. Dermtag: "There's a weird piece of skin on the back of my neck, so I'm having an autopsy tomorrow."
Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."
Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."
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Dr. Grumpy: "You mean biopsy."
Mrs. Dermtag: "Whatever."
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Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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17 comments:
Talk about the ultimate medical error. Does this say she is scheduled for a skin biopsy or an autopsy?
Good to know because there is a Zombie Walk at Asbury Park NJ tomorrow. Send him over.
Forgot to mention it is a World Record Zombie Walk
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCYQqQIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.nj.com%2Fmonmouth%2Findex.ssf%2F2014%2F10%2Fworld-record_holding_nj_zombie_walk_returns_to_asbury_park_this_weekend.html&ei=ErkuVIe4GabGsQT5-4KIBA&usg=AFQjCNF2mtYPgt8Z14KU9lnDLq5X_Tqg9g&sig2=ULs4bkrWRJgjWjM3I__QdQ
Isn't Autopsy a ride at Disneyland?
Necropsy?
*LOL* She's clearly a zombie. Did you check her vitals?
If she's going for the autopsy, tell Mary not to bother to book a return visit.
"I figure, why wait till I'm dead? Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn went to their own funeral when they were alive."
See? When you're vaccinated, you get autopsy...Oh, wait, autopsy and autism aren't the same thing? Because I'm pretty sure they are...Really? So which one is which? I'm so confused!
"My insurance plan doesn't cover dermatologists, but it does cover coroners."
Autopsy is a human doing a necropsy on their own species
Autopsy, Biopsy, Endoscopy, Philosophy... It's all the same thing right?
=P
Shouldn't it have been a neckropsy?
Another addition to that section of the book called, "patients say the darnedest things".
Makes you wonder how oriented (at least to a dictionary) she is.
There seem to be lot of confused people out there. An "Autopsy" is what happens when a car gets flipped onto its roof.
That reminds me of my friend who said he had acid reflex disease.
Did you get her put on suicide watch?
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