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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
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February
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- Sunday Reruns
- Saturday hot tub reading
- Dear GlaxoSmithKline Pharmaceuticals,
- Anticipation
- Thursday night, 8:05 p.m.
- Weather Report
- Attention Boy Scouts of America
- Department of Contradiction
- Mary's Desk, February 24, 2010
- Let me think about this one...
- Patient testimonials I don't want
- Is she a person? A tree? Both?
- More drug company toys
- Skool Nerse Time
- Attention patients!
- Sunday evening, 7:05 p.m.
- Store update
- Pharmacy quiz
- Saturday rounds
- My Readers Write
- Life During Wartime
- Friday Afternoon Whatever
- The other side of the sample case
- I can fix that!
- Why I'm not good enough to work at Mayo
- Thank you all
- Corporate Downsizing WTF?
- Dear Medicare Patients,
- Lunch with a drug rep
- Monday night, 8:15 p.m.
- Department of Redundancy Department
- Counting, the lost art
- Paging Sue, in Michigan
- Dear ICU Nurses,
- Today's Quiz
- Sunday Morning Rounds
- Deja vu all over again
- On call and sick
- Dear Middle-of-Nowhere Medical Center
- But can you see Russia from the ship?
- How NOT to get in to see Dr. Grumpy
- Patient quote of the day
- Thank you for coming today
- Things that make me grumpy
- Strange Compliments (I think)
- Annie's Desk, February 10, 2010
- Skool Nerse Time
- Seizurebowl
- Heard in passing
- 2 tomatoes, pickles, hamburger buns, lettuce, and ...
- Office buffet, part 2
- Monday morning, 12:45 a.m.
- Sunday, 1:18 p.m.
- May I take your order?
- My readers write
- Food ads you don't see everyday
- Quotable patients
- These are not negotiations
- Hey, who doesn't?
- Thank heavens!
- Attention patients!
- Beats my hot tub articles
- Um, I, uh, my answer is...
- February 3, 1959
- Mary's Desk, February 2, 2010
- Reasons to avoid cheap bras
- And the award for best actress in a hospital gown ...
- Vocabulary homework
- Sometimes it's fun
- A study of ONE FREAKING PATIENT!
- More Allergies
- How does pointless research get published?
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12 comments:
Another satisfied customer then! :)
I prefer pills that make me dizzy. Haha!!
So now they're making pharmaceutical ads with Mason Reese?
Undizzy is good.
Good to see this patient has a solid grasp on the goals of therapy.
and i'll be an idiot forevermore
Tramiest- I think you meant Jackie Mason (grin)-Mason Reese was a very round child actor in the late 60's/early 70's.
(oh my....the verification is oickyalt- it sounds yiddish!)
ha ha - I like undizzy!
kath8562- No, I meant Mason Reese. The "It tastes like a borgasmord" kid from all those early 70s commercials for Underwood Deviled Ham and Dunkin Donut Munchkins and Thick and Frosty Shakes and other such khazerai. Specifically, I'm imagining a TV commercial for pharmaceuticals, where a cute gnome-like little kid with a high voice and a slight lisp says something adorable like "These pills make me feel undizzy" while the crawl text mentions all the potential side effects. "So ask youw doctow if hewoin is wight fow you!!!"
Excellent example of Orwellian Newspeak.
We had a good patient quote in the pharmacy today...."Will the vasoline I put on my lips as chapstick make me test positive for Meth on my drug test?" Asked with a straight face, and hopefulness....
Nope, you're just as dizzy as ever..
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