Truth be told, there were a lot of people that mixed up Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson in this (red)neck of the woods, but they didn't confuse Magic Johnson since he was of an earlier time.
I remember when people told me to my face that they couldn't remember if my name was such and such or Kristi Yamaguchi, which is quite hilarious since a. my children and husband are of a certain ethnicity, not I, and there is absolutely no similarity between our body types -she a slender, fiercely dedicated popular sportswoman, -me--something quite opposite.
And, our names are not even similar except we have two syllables in our first names, and four in the last!
However, it would be quite a thrill actually to be honestly confused with Kristi, but fer sher couldn't happen in this lifetime.
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12 comments:
You have the best whatevers!
Cuz, you know, all people of the same race look alike...
Wow, just...wow!
Was he looking up his symptoms on the internet?
I would go completely insane if I had your job, Dr. Grumpy.
Or I'd blog about it.
Not so sure the two are mutually exclusive...
How could anyone possibly mix up the two?!?
Must be an older person, otherwise I'd think they'd mention Michael Fox.
I'm with Amanda -- but, truthfully, I would probably go insane.
Are you allowed to tell us if he actually did have Parkinson's?
After all, it IS Black History Month.
I knew someone who thought every black male actor was either Will Smith or Samuel L Jackson.
I smacked his head a lot. He might be a patient of yours one day.
OMG that was a FAIL on a massive ignorant proportion!
Truth be told, there were a lot of people that mixed up Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson in this (red)neck of the woods, but they didn't confuse Magic Johnson since he was of an earlier time.
I remember when people told me to my face that they couldn't remember if my name was such and such or Kristi Yamaguchi, which is quite hilarious since a. my children and husband are of a certain ethnicity, not I, and there is absolutely no similarity between our body types -she a slender, fiercely dedicated popular sportswoman, -me--something quite opposite.
And, our names are not even similar except we have two syllables in our first names, and four in the last!
However, it would be quite a thrill actually to be honestly confused with Kristi, but fer sher couldn't happen in this lifetime.
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