Doctor Grumpy in the House

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Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?" Mr. Lasix: "Yeah, my Dad is a diuretic." Dr. Grumpy: "You...

Dr. Grumpy: "It looks like the hematologist wants to do a bone marrow biopsy to find out..." Mr. Gammopathy: "I'm not d...

In 2008, the following message was left on my office voicemail around 8:30 p.m. Christmas Eve: "Hello, I'm calling from Local P...

Dr. Grumpy: "So you haven't been taking your seizure medication at all?" Mr. Stoner: "I don't need to! See, my frie...

This is Mrs. Grumpy, announcing that I now have my own page on the site, compiled from my posts. You can find it down in the right sidebar...

While the insanity of our world takes over headlines, the legacy of one man has been largely ignored. Daniel Inouye died on Monday, Decem...

Today wraps up the 2012 Grumpy gift guide, with the following 2 items. I hope you've enjoyed it! If you see anything out there that catc...

Now this one I kind of like. Because a leading problem of the modern workplace is the dreaded lunchroom thief. This drove Mrs. Grumpy nuts, ...

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Mrs. Dilly: "Yeah, I have an appointment in an hour, and I'm going to ha...

Attention parents: Calling in to say your kids will be absent on Thursday and Friday, because it's the end of the world, is absolutely...

Joe: "Local Hospital computer help, this is Joe." Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, I went to read an EEG, and the reading room is, um, gone...

Do you enjoy mini-golf? Do you love bathroom humor? Have you ever wanted to show the office golf asshat where he can put his ball? Then this...