I can't believe this is a product of the American school system. It's application of the use of the English language is awkward, gratuitous, and simply sounds unprofessional. (Any 'unprofessional physicians' out there that can help write this testimonial for the 'Miracle Grow Your Own Brain Supplement' discovered in the very same kitchen as Face of Jesus toast?)
I would find this funnier if my medical records weren't replete with misspellings, non sequiters, and other nonsense that, taken as a whole, probably contributed quite a bit to the delay in diagnosis of a life threatening condition.
"Bonus points if you can supply your own Big Chief tablets, because I'm almost out. Even more bonus points if you can help me reattach the top of my skull."
I think the potential is slim to none. And as to Dragon, I love Dr Grumpy's Dragonisms. But actual medical records... yikes. They ARE awful. Happy New Year Dr G!!
No spell checker ?
ReplyDeleteI've been known to correct and job advertisement and send it back attached to my application.
ReplyDeleteNo experience neceesary, uh, required, hmm. needed. Yeah no experience not needed.
ReplyDelete@Julie: Does that help you get the job or does it just piss them off?
ReplyDeleteI guess we know why they want someone to edit the manuscript before publicaiton, huh?
ReplyDeleteI can't believe this is a product of the American school system. It's application of the use of the English language is awkward, gratuitous, and simply sounds unprofessional. (Any 'unprofessional physicians' out there that can help write this testimonial for the 'Miracle Grow Your Own Brain Supplement' discovered in the very same kitchen as Face of Jesus toast?)
ReplyDelete(Sorry. "Its application" ... English language ... . )
ReplyDeletecan we blame this on Dragon Dictation? or is it just plain stoopid?
ReplyDeleteI would find this funnier if my medical records weren't replete with misspellings, non sequiters, and other nonsense that, taken as a whole, probably contributed quite a bit to the delay in diagnosis of a life threatening condition.
ReplyDelete"potencial" - that's the British spelling, right?
ReplyDelete"...ametchur physicians need not apply."
ReplyDelete"Bonus points if you can supply your own Big Chief tablets, because I'm almost out. Even more bonus points if you can help me reattach the top of my skull."
ReplyDeleteI think the potential is slim to none. And as to Dragon, I love Dr Grumpy's Dragonisms. But actual medical records... yikes. They ARE awful. Happy New Year Dr G!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like ESL English
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