Doctor Grumpy in the House

 

Mary: "Dr. Grumpy's office, this is Mary." Ms. Soap: "Hi, I was referred to you, and I need to get in right away. Dr. Tac...

 

Guy walks in, comes up to front desk. Mary: "Hi, can I help you?" Pete: "Hello, I'm Pete, I have an appointment with Dr. ...

Dr. Grumpy: "Are you allergic to any medications?" Mrs. Leavening: "Yeah, I don't know what it's called, but there...

Dr. Grumpy: "Hi, folks, good to see you again, been a few years. What brings you in today?" Mrs. Corn: "I wanted to get my MR...

Dr. Grumpy: "Do you have a medication list?" Mr. Skoal: "Yeah, it's in my wallet, hang on. Hey doc, can I have your trash...

Dr. Oldasdirt is an internist across the street. He takes every managed care insurance known to man. Occasionally one of his patients needs ...

Dr. Grumpy: "So let's work on that MRI... What dates, or days of the week, work best for you to have the study? Ms. Dixon: I'm ...

Phone person #1: "Thank you for calling Low-Cost Radiology, where our prices reflect our quality every day! Can I help you?" Annie...

Sir, if you don't stop tapping "Rock Lobster" out on my desk with your horribly untrimmed fingernails I am going to have to ki...

Mr. Lewy was brought in by his son.   Dr. Grumpy: "So, what happened? I mean, I spoke to the police earlier, but want to..." Son: ...

Doing some marketing surveys for $ over the long holiday weekend. They often include questions to see if you're paying attention, like t...

Yesterday I was on my way home from work when there was a loud noise and the Grumpymobile immediately veered right. I pulled into a side str...