Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Today's featured gift

Do you enjoy mini-golf? Do you love bathroom humor? Have you ever wanted to show the office golf asshat where he can put his ball? Then this is ideal for you!





Yes, with this remarkably tasteless gadget, you can pretend to whack a golf ball into someone's ass and listen to them fart. You can repeat this action until the joke is old (1-2 times) and then give it to that co-worker you hate in the office gift exchange.

11 comments:

  1. Sounds like the perfect gift for a proctologist.

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  2. I think you are optimistic on how long before the joke is old.

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  3. You have the best research staff of any blogger I have seen?

    How much do you pay those teen aged boys ?

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  4. I like it better than the spray paint for food. Also, I know my daughter (who is herself a mother of three) would find that hysterical. Some people really enjoy fart humor. I may buy it for her. :-)

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  5. Unrelated to the post, but check out the last of the "A" words here, they agree with you Dr Grumpy!: http://news.yahoo.com/z-guide-2012s-worst-words-173255564.html

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  6. Who on earth designs this sort of rubbish?

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  7. I would totally putt balls into this thing until the batteries died!

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  8. what does the ball look like when it is returned?

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  9. You would... Officer Cynical lol!

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  10. Hehe.
    I liked the hole "#2" flag.
    Golf humor and potty humor overlapping.
    Priceless.

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So wadda you think?