Friday, December 28, 2012

Friday whatever

Dr. Grumpy: "Any major illnesses run in your family?"

Mr. Lasix: "Yeah, my Dad is a diuretic."

Dr. Grumpy: "You mean diabetic?"

Mr. Lasix: "Whatever."
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18 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 28, 2012 at 8:15 AM

    They're both poly-dip-sh!ats

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  2. Nurse LillyDecember 28, 2012 at 8:17 AM

    If I were his father, I'd be pissed.

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  3. Officer CynicalDecember 28, 2012 at 8:32 AM

    "My Dad's all wet."

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  4. LokiDecember 28, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    I've heard of toxic families before. . .

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  5. AnonymousDecember 28, 2012 at 9:36 AM

    He must have been a real pisser. (Happy New Year to you and yours)

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  6. PackerDecember 28, 2012 at 11:04 AM

    Whatever, seems to be the new word of 2013, replacing artisinal. I find myself saying it often.

    Happy New Year to all the commenters , who, with their quirky and edgy sense of humor have made smiles crack my stoney visage day after day.

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  7. Bil KeaneDecember 28, 2012 at 11:16 AM

    Goddammit! That would have been a PERFECT line for Jeffy! Why do all the good ideas turn up after I'm dead? Ida Know. Ha, I've still got it...

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  8. staceyDecember 28, 2012 at 12:00 PM

    Well everyone used the lines I came up with...

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  9. AnonymousDecember 28, 2012 at 1:00 PM

    Maybe it will be better in six hours...

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  10. bobbieDecember 28, 2012 at 1:28 PM

    And the same, Sir Packer ~

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  11. gin4407December 28, 2012 at 4:46 PM

    I'm not sure that particular illness would hold water.

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  12. Loren PechtelDecember 28, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    So he's so funny that he makes people piss themselves laughing?

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  13. PJ GeraghtyDecember 28, 2012 at 11:28 PM

    My Dad's a diuretic. He pisses me off.

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  14. MooseDecember 28, 2012 at 11:57 PM

    Same thing. Diabetes: The gift that keeps on peeing.

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  15. AnonymousDecember 29, 2012 at 12:48 AM

    It's so difficult sometimes to tell those eastern European countries apart.

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  16. clairesmumDecember 31, 2012 at 5:37 PM

    is he a relative of Dr Pissy, perhaps?

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2013 at 8:08 AM

    My dad's a diuretic. He scares the piss out of me!

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2013 at 7:00 PM

    Thank you so much for then laugh. Seeing that you called him mr lasix made me nearly pee my undies

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So wadda you think?