Thursday, December 20, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Do you have a friend who's a dentist? Do you want to give your dentist something more meaningful than the gouges you leave on the arms of his exam chair? Do you know someone who simply has no sense of taste (me, for example)?

Then consider this cozy pair of pants:




Featuring an attractive pattern of molars and bicuspids in alternating red and white (I guess the color depends on whether you remembered to stop taking warfarin before your root canal), these pants are ideal for visits to the dentist, holiday parties, and any job you're hoping to get fired from.

7 comments:

uncivil_servant said...

But... they allow you get deeply into the root of the problem..

Anonymous said...

Talk about vagina dentata...

bobbie said...

They give new expression to the term "Bite me!"

Anonymous said...

If you wear the magnetic underwear, you can put braces on them.

Anonymous said...

It also makes a great pillowcase for the Buttress Pillow.

Astrolabe Silverwax said...

You laugh now, but when the Tooth Fairy movie is released on the big screen next Christmas, everyone will be buying these.

Anonymous said...

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