Monday, December 17, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Do you have a friend who's trying to attract the perfect guy, hoping her perfume will do the trick?

Maybe you should get her this:



Let's face it, nothing gets a guy's attention like a woman who smells like a slab of roast beef. Or an Arby's.

If nothing else, she'll certainly have the attention of every dog in the neighborhood.

7 comments:

Alexander Portnoy said...

What really turns me on is a woman who smells like liver.

Anonymous said...

It's all about the horseradish.

Anonymous said...

Who?? wants to smell like a cheap restaurant kitchen?

Ms. Donna said...

Divorce papers served in 3, 2, 1 . . . .

Anonymous said...

No wonder you Yanks are all so fat, when there's deals such as Arby's around. That's way beyond gross.

Kevin Breen said...

Should go very well with the KFC fried chicken scented firelogs!

Anonymous said...

This is real!

 
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