Wait? That wasn't the title? Never mind.
But if you have a friend who has delusions of that sort, you can order this for them:
The "Old Asian Man Wall Decal" (seriously, that's what it's called) is available from a number of websites for people wanting to add it to their home's atmosphere. Or something.
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I think the actual title of the song was "I Can Get Michael Jackson to Sing Backup Because My Father Is the Head of Motown Records."
If you have something like a coffee bar that operates on the honor system, the poster could pay for itself:
https://www.nytimes.com/2006/12/10/magazine/10section1C.t-3.html
Wait, he's not OLD!
When you were a kid, you put up posters of teen idols and sports stars, but now that you're all grown up, you're looking for something a little more mature...
The Amazon reviews of this are the best thing you'll read all day.
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