Friday, December 14, 2018

2018 Holiday gift guide

Do you have a friend who thinks he has animal magnetism? Maybe these boxers are the perfect gift:

Available from Newchic, this pair of boxers has a series of magnets sewn into the vital package-support area. The website makes claims about this boosting the immune system (it doesn't say if they specifically mean against STD's), "releasing energy," (if my winkie was glowing that color, I'd be pretty worried about the energy source) and (my favorite) improving the body's oxygen supply.

Plenty of guys, myself included, have been accused of thinking with our male appendages. To date, however, I've never been accused of breathing through it.

Isn't that right, Mr. Snuffleupagus?


Officer Cynical said...

Are they MRI-safe?

Anonymous said...

If 2 gay men were both wearing these, would they attract or repel?

Anonymous said...

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire !!

jimbo26 said...

My first thought was Gwyneth Paltrow`s Goop .

Anonymous said...

ooh la la

Derek Smalls said...

They're really good for holding things in place.

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