Maybe you should get her this:
Let's face it, nothing gets a guy's attention like a woman who smells like a slab of roast beef. Or an Arby's.
If nothing else, she'll certainly have the attention of every dog in the neighborhood.
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What really turns me on is a woman who smells like liver.
It's all about the horseradish.
Who?? wants to smell like a cheap restaurant kitchen?
Divorce papers served in 3, 2, 1 . . . .
No wonder you Yanks are all so fat, when there's deals such as Arby's around. That's way beyond gross.
Should go very well with the KFC fried chicken scented firelogs!
This is real!
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