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The patient is Frances Franco, daughter of Generalissimo Francisco Franco, who is still valiantly holding on to his fight to remain dead.
Perhaps "contemplated" was intended instead of "committed"?
Perhaps, entirely appropriate for one of those non-traditional medical businesses?
"I told her that she committed suicide the moment she called to make an appointment with me."
Well, she would, wouldn't she?
Isn't that like being a "little bit" pregnant?
and i'll take her word for it.
Ask a silly question ...
I rather suspect it should be "attempted" rather than "committed".
Was she believable
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