Thursday, March 15, 2018

Artisinal mailbag

All right, here's some more artisanal bullshit you guys have sent in.


If you feed your cow artisanal grass, what comes out the other end?





Very few chains are as ubiquitous and generic in America as Walgreen's, and yet they apparently carry artisanal stuff. Which I'm pretty sure was "handmade" by a machine in southeast Asia.

"How stylish can you get?"



Making toast is right up there with boiling water and putting chips in a bowl as far as culinary skills go, but apparently you can now take your "putting bread in a toaster and pushing down in the handle" skills to a whole new level for only $24.95 with...






Even videogames are now into it:






At this point I'm ready for a drink





Butt you just knew someone would sell this:

Order it with the toast book and make Scotch Woodcock!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Since it's artisanal (i.e.: made by an artisan, presumably by hand), I'd like to meet the guy who "blew" the glass to make said butt plug... would make for an interesting conversation: "hey, aren't you the guy who blows butt-plugs?" or the even more interesting: "Hi, I'm the guy whose butt-plug you blew"... I mean yeah...

was1 said...

a question on the butt plug... it says 'click to enlarge'. do you do that before or after installation?

Envy said...

"Click to enlarge..."

Astrolabe Silverwax said...

Even after 40-some years, you can still find new ways to express yourself creatively at showings of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Anonymous said...

Because moonlit mountains are the first thing you think of when you think of Norwalk, CT.

Anonymous said...

But what about the artisanal lube?

Anonymous said...

I think that the term artis"anal" is particularly fitting for the last item.

bobbie said...

"Anal" and "Glass" should NEVER be in the same sentence!!

KJL said...

Please don't put glass up your butt - one fall off a chair should persuade anyone it's a bad idea.

Debbie Harry said...

Sometimes I have a fart of glass.

Packer said...

Butt plug humor is alive and well,poo on those who said it had come to an end.

 
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