Of course, it's the thingy the patient's keeper found inside the whatever, with lines going this ways on the bottom one, and lines going thataway on the top ones.
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A fish
Guinea pig
Look at whose blog it is... we all know it's a yak.
either a bacteria or something someone's dog threw up
Pet manatee!
Stool
Yup, I’ll go with guinea pig. This looks exactly like the one my granddaughter had a couple years back...
Planaria
Best in show Westminster Kennel Club or preliminary design for knitted hat this years Woman March Washington DC
Hairless Tribble?
Ghost costume made with a dirty sheet.
ID tag for a dog whose name consists of emojis.
I immediately saw it as a cat's paw pad. Although I can't imagine why one would need to submit a cat paw drawing to the vet.
Flounder that's not quite as fresh as the restaurant menu claims.
Walt Disney's attempt to draw Mickey Mouse after he'd had a few too many Scotch Mists.
A long-lost Basquiat.
The Kunsthaus in Graz.
A panda that was bitten on the forehead by a nearsighted vampire.
A diagram of where the active hair follicles are on Donald Trump's scalp.
A Porg.
It's a snout - dog or horse maybe with areas of skin breakdown drawn in.
Snow White's hymen 5/7 of the way through the evening.
A complete explanation of how Bitcoin actually works.
The good idea/bad idea guy from Animaniacs
Of course, it's the thingy the patient's keeper found inside the whatever, with lines going this ways on the bottom one, and lines going thataway on the top ones.
Sean Hannity says it's a sperm.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sean-hannity-secret-sperm-obama_us_5a839da9e4b0cf06751f9ef3
A goldfish
It's an animal's nose (a dog perhaps) showing where there are lesions.
Dog face. :)
Guinea pig most likely. Could be a drawing of Ed.
What someone thinks their pet (either kitty or puppy) looks like while lying on its back.
Given the number of "My [dog/cat] has tumors on its belly!" stories I've read...
["Sir/Ma'am, those are nipples."]
On the other hand, it might be the potato I cooked for breakfast this morning.
That's an illustration of lesions on a dog's paw after walking on rock salt treated iced concrete.
I just want to know why that Vet blog went silent almost two years ago....
locations of "hot spots" on some part of a dog's body
Is that a Rodent of Unusual Size?
Clams got legs!
(Boy, how old do you have to be to remember this one?)
A sick parakeet.
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