Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing? It's been the usual year since your last visit."
Ms. Zapper: "I'm fine, no problems. I've had a good year, health-wise."
Dr. Grumpy: "Good. By the way, do you have an internist you'd like me to send your visit notes to?"
Ms. Zapper: "No. Only other doc I see is my GYN. Hell, if you'd be willing to look in my pussy once a year I could ditch her, too."
26 comments:
Schwing!
Sounds like you have a secret admirer doc!
"In fact, I have a gift for you in there."
Were you able to keep a straight face?!?!
Not trying to be political here... but...I can't help myself..
Grab that Pussy?
Geez, Marshal. You had the chance to call her Miss Kitty.
Wow, so now your blog has a porn version?
I would take Ms. Zapper's comment as a compliment; she obviously thinks you're a good enough physician to care for her head to toe.
I've had not one, but TWO ladies ask me to look at their vajayjay at the pharmacy.
I politely declined on both locations. But as pharmacist's duties continue to expand, I'm certain this job isn't far away.
Anonymous@12:33, you really have that much of a foot fetish?
You could probably use the handle of an old style reflex hammer as a makeshift Pap smear device. But there probably isn't anything in a neurology office that would work as a speculum.
wrong end! wrong end!
"No thanks, ma'am. I can smell it from here."
No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria.
"No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria"
Just in time for Valentine's Day...
"You can just roll up the visit notes and slide them in there, and she'll get them."
"And also my dentist."
"My insurance plan will pay for either a neurologist or a gynecologist, but not both. It's called 'Heads or Tails.'"
And aren't you glad you are not a gynecologist?
For a yak herder, you do have interesting experiences!
The cat's eyes say it all.
See? You should have listened to your teacher when she told you that anyone could grow up to be President...er....I mean a gynecologist!
spending too much time watching TV news
needs one of those pink hats
wait... look IN it? Just like that?? First thoughts here.... "HELLO HEllo hello, CAN YOU HEAR ME Me me??" Look, I get it. I personally have one myself but to see IN it requires medical instruments (that I have only seen at my ob/gyn's office and on a ducks face), stirrups oh and a degree for that geographical area of my body saying you should be using any/all of those things on me.
On the other side of things, my internist offered to do this for me. Unless he has a fetish for overweight 40 year old ladies, I think he was trying to save me some money. thanks, but no.
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