Monday, February 13, 2017

Classy



Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing? It's been the usual year since your last visit."

Ms. Zapper: "I'm fine, no problems. I've had a good year, health-wise."

Dr. Grumpy: "Good. By the way, do you have an internist you'd like me to send your visit notes to?"

Ms. Zapper: "No. Only other doc I see is my GYN. Hell, if you'd be willing to look in my pussy once a year I could ditch her, too."

24 comments:

Officer Cynical said...

Schwing!

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you have a secret admirer doc!

Anonymous said...

"In fact, I have a gift for you in there."

bobbie said...

Were you able to keep a straight face?!?!

Stacey Gordon said...

Not trying to be political here... but...I can't help myself..

Grab that Pussy?

Moose said...

Geez, Marshal. You had the chance to call her Miss Kitty.

Anonymous said...

Wow, so now your blog has a porn version?

Anonymous said...

I would take Ms. Zapper's comment as a compliment; she obviously thinks you're a good enough physician to care for her head to toe.

Crazy RxMan said...

I've had not one, but TWO ladies ask me to look at their vajayjay at the pharmacy.

I politely declined on both locations. But as pharmacist's duties continue to expand, I'm certain this job isn't far away.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous@12:33, you really have that much of a foot fetish?

Agenericdoc said...

You could probably use the handle of an old style reflex hammer as a makeshift Pap smear device. But there probably isn't anything in a neurology office that would work as a speculum.

Ms. Donna said...

wrong end! wrong end!

Anonymous said...

"No thanks, ma'am. I can smell it from here."

Javahead said...

No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria.

Javahead said...

"No, ma'am, that's no longer an approved treatment for hysteria"

Anonymous said...

Just in time for Valentine's Day...

Anonymous said...

"You can just roll up the visit notes and slide them in there, and she'll get them."

Anonymous said...

"And also my dentist."

Tarquin "R.J." Toffeebridge V said...

"My insurance plan will pay for either a neurologist or a gynecologist, but not both. It's called 'Heads or Tails.'"

SwanSpirit said...

And aren't you glad you are not a gynecologist?

Unknown said...

For a yak herder, you do have interesting experiences!

Anonymous said...

The cat's eyes say it all.

tbunni said...

See? You should have listened to your teacher when she told you that anyone could grow up to be President...er....I mean a gynecologist!

C said...

spending too much time watching TV news
needs one of those pink hats

 
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