Dr. Grumpy: "How you doing? It's been the usual year since your last visit."
Ms. Zapper: "I'm fine, no problems. I've had a good year, health-wise."
Dr. Grumpy: "Good. By the way, do you have an internist you'd like me to send your visit notes to?"
Ms. Zapper: "No. Only other doc I see is my GYN. Hell, if you'd be willing to look in my pussy once a year I could ditch her, too."