Mr. Son: "Around 2:30. She suddenly slumped over to her right, and couldn't talk."
Dr. Grumpy: "That's when you called 911?"
Mr. Son: "No, my wife and I helped her to a bench outside the store."
Dr. Grumpy: "When did you call paramedics?"
Mr. Son: "After I finished returning all the shitty Christmas gifts. You wouldn't believe how long the line was."