Friday, November 18, 2016
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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
Singing Foo!
Singing Foo!
Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
16 comments:
I will submit the evaluation after I finish smoking this cigarette.
Well, it sounds like this doc appreciated the consult referral!
Sounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loaded.
"And now your patient will have a pleasure evaluation me."
OK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-brained software developers and over-worked MDs to come up with something BETTER than Dragon.
Yes, the bloopers you post are hilarious, but I can see how they might hurt a patient. Or worse, get an innocent physician sued.
So, please keep posting and get some minions (med students?) working on it!
did the evaluation have a happy ending?
Hmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated "female hysteria"?
"Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not 'follows.'"
That would be a medical transcriptionist, but software doesn't require a paycheck.
"Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good name for an early-80s synthpop band.
"No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation,' I said 'ejaculation.'"
"Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mother, so there."
Medical marijuana- it's not just for patients!!!
Now I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fifteen minutes of our appointment staring at the computer and typing while he asks me questions. Three years ago he used a voice recorder.
Isn't that unethical?
Reminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone messages where it goes from humans talking to a horribly scratchy robotic voice.
I had a pleasure evaluation [YOUR PATIENT]. Thank you for utilizing our services [YOUR PATIENT]
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