Dr. Grumpy's Gift Guide!
I'm going to kick off this year with something truly meaningful. After all, in cultures around the world, motherhood is revered.
So what would be an ideal gift for your growing child to always remember mom by? Something meaningful, lasting, powerful...
I know! What could be more appropriate than jewelry made from your very own breast milk?
Featuring an array of bracelets, rings, and pendants, you can now remind your child, or yourself, or the guy who knocked you up, of all the sacrifices you made for them during your "nursing journey" (that's what the site calls breastfeeding, I swear).
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11 comments:
So essentially, everything is a "a thing".
Like sore and saggy tits weren't enough of a reminder
Geez, the stuff you come up with. You must have jugs of these links collected. What a boob.
Tata!
Oh...oh dear.
Talk about milking it for all it's worth. Not the breast idea I've ever seen, really, but I suppose tit's not the worst either!
Ok, I am officially over cyber Monday
Not real. No blood from where Junior or Juniorette bit you with new tooth.
Yes, it happened. Yes, my kids were traumatized from the shriek.
PLUS, a source of nourishment if you're ever lost in the woods!
Will these pieces of jewelry keep you from getting lost on your "nursing journey"?
gag
(Can't believe no one's said this one yet...)
This jewelry sucks. ;)
How do they get the milk solid enough to get it to be polished?
Now do we start on the kids first poop and pee bracelet?
That would sort of be a downer.
Merry Christmass out there!!
Wow, I got the pictures correct this time.
Heltau
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