Dr. Grumpy's Gift Guide!
I'm going to kick off this year with something truly meaningful. After all, in cultures around the world, motherhood is revered.
So what would be an ideal gift for your growing child to always remember mom by? Something meaningful, lasting, powerful...
I know! What could be more appropriate than jewelry made from your very own breast milk?
Featuring an array of bracelets, rings, and pendants, you can now remind your child, or yourself, or the guy who knocked you up, of all the sacrifices you made for them during your "nursing journey" (that's what the site calls breastfeeding, I swear).
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