Friday, November 18, 2016

Beware of the Dragon

Seen in a chart:


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

I will submit the evaluation after I finish smoking this cigarette.

clairesmum said...

Well, it sounds like this doc appreciated the consult referral!

Stacey Gordon said...

Sounds like Dragon had the Engrish.com library loaded.

Anonymous said...

"And now your patient will have a pleasure evaluation me."

Ms. Donna said...

OK, the challenge for 2017 is to find some big-brained software developers and over-worked MDs to come up with something BETTER than Dragon.

Yes, the bloopers you post are hilarious, but I can see how they might hurt a patient. Or worse, get an innocent physician sued.

So, please keep posting and get some minions (med students?) working on it!

Brent said...

did the evaluation have a happy ending?

Anonymous said...

Hmmm... wasn't that how Dr. Freud treated "female hysteria"?

Anonymous said...

"Dragon, I said 'swallows,' not 'follows.'"

Liz said...

That would be a medical transcriptionist, but software doesn't require a paycheck.

Anonymous said...

"Pleasure Evaluation" sounds like a good name for an early-80s synthpop band.

Anonymous said...

"No, Dragon, I didn't say 'evaluation,' I said 'ejaculation.'"

Anonymous said...

"Well, I had a pleasure evaluation your mother, so there."

Anonymous said...

Medical marijuana- it's not just for patients!!!

Anonymous said...

Now I know why my gastroenterologist spends the fifteen minutes of our appointment staring at the computer and typing while he asks me questions. Three years ago he used a voice recorder.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that unethical?

Matt Baker said...

Reminds me of those old [Your Name Here] phone messages where it goes from humans talking to a horribly scratchy robotic voice.

I had a pleasure evaluation [YOUR PATIENT]. Thank you for utilizing our services [YOUR PATIENT]

 
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