Mr. Sativa: "Hi, um, you saw me for headaches last year, and referred me to a headache specialist, and I kind of have an emergency, and I can't reach him."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay... What's up?"
Mr. Sativa: "Well, that doctor suggested marijuana, and it works fine, but this morning my dog Mojo ate it all, and now he's really sleepy. I mean, he's breathing, but I can't wake him up. What should I do?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd call your vet. I don't treat dogs."
Mr. Sativa: "Oh, I hadn't thought of that."
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, good luck and..."
Mr. Sativa: "With a stoned dog, um, should I play music or something?"
Dr. Grumpy: "I'd go with Dark Side of the Moon."
Mr. Sativa: "Cool! Thanks, doc. I'll call the vet now."