Friday, October 21, 2016

Details

Seen in a hospital chart:



17 comments:

Deborah Brett said...

Well, it beats the alternative; "Discharged to morgue."

Liz said...

Better than yellow with foul odor.

Anonymous said...

Looking on the bright side?

Stacey Gordon said...

Yes... yes indeed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VkrUG3OrPc

Packer said...

Get him outta here quick.

Ms. Donna said...

Succinct. But lacking in detail. The Russian judge gives is a 5.2

Loren Pechtel said...

Some alien slime monster leaking from a wound?

Cthulhu Sashimi said...

Well, technically, "undead..."

Susan in Dallas said...

Best way to go home from the hospital!

Anonymous said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEMppUw6Fro

Schrödinger's Cat said...

About time someone finally let me out of that fucking box. Why did it take so fucking long, anyway?

clairesmum said...

QA will flag this record - patient at high risk of readmission to ER within 30 days and that will cost us money.

lost lenore said...

Written by a surgeon perhaps

Kerlyssa said...

life is frittered away in the details

Matt Baker said...

"Anything he still cannot cope with is now your problem."

Shash said...

Sounds like his sense of humor was was dangerously close to changing that status from the doc.

RehabRN said...

Aw...that's lazy. I always chart the vitals (proof you're alive) then I'd make sure someone got a definitive sighting of the discharged patient making it into the car and puts on the seatbelt.

No way is some litigious character gonna say, "I fell" in the parking lot if I have anything to do with it.

 
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