Friday, October 14, 2016

Air time

Recently I went to a research meeting in another city.

The guy next to me was watching a movie on his iPad.

About halfway through the flight, he dug into his backpack and pulled out a bunch of yellow Splenda packets.

And proceeded to tear them open and pour the contents in his mouth, one by one.



"Thanks, but I brought my own lunch."

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess he's on a low-carb diet.

Anonymous said...

He thought it was diet coke.

Packer said...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaezNf5CKHg

Not to be a total smart ass know it all, but I can't change me.
There is a well documented Splenda Addiction. I came across it when representing persons with a variety of mental illnesses and the mother of one of them explained it. I thought she was kidding, but no.

Google a simple Splenda Addiction. I was astounded, cause I think I would elect to be addicted to something else

Jono said...

Better eating through chemistry.

Liz said...

Well there's people out there who are addicted to inhaling spray paint, so it seems plausible to.me.

Officer Cynical said...

Occurs when a person has a sweet tooth and wears dentures.

Anonymous said...

And I wondered how my kids were gonna turn out when they grew up....

Anonymous said...

Hey, maybe, just maybe he's using packets so he can cut back bit by bit, like any other addiction cut-back method, 'cuz I'd have hated to see him take the 2 oz container and dump it in his fizzy water.

Rebecca Hoover said...

Ew, just ew..

Mage said...

OMG

 
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