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20 comments:
He's not wrong!
Can't argue with that!
And no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.
When I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?
As we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"
Asystole is the most stable rhythm.
Bloody pressure. Was he a Brit?
Yes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)
When I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong
It's not easy being a Crip.
Reminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"
And G.O.M.E.R.s never die...
When I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.
How do you even respond to that??!??
But, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .
Hey, it's better than the other way around.
Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't.
Which is thicker than water pressure.
"Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."
We used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.
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