Frank: "Anyone seen my backpack?"
Craig: "Let me get a granola bar for breakfast."
Marie: "Can you get me one, too?"
Frank: "Oh, I left it in the car last night. Never mind."
Marie: "Craig, you can't wear that today."
Craig: (throwing granola wrapper in trash, shoving bar in his mouth) "Why not?"
Marie: "It's St. Patrick's Day. You're supposed to wear green."
Craig: "My green shirt is in the closet. This one was closer."
Marie: "You need to go change."
Craig: "I'm not going to change shirts. We have to leave."
Marie: "But you need to put green on!"
Craig: (reaches into trash can, grabs something) "Fine. Happy now?"