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A Blog detailing the insanity of my medical practice and the stupidity of everyday life.
Welcome to my whining!
This blog is entirely for entertainment purposes. All posts about patients, or my everyday life, or anything else may be fictional, or be my experience, or were submitted by a reader, or any combination of the above. Factual statements may or may not be accurate. I could be making all this up. I may not even be a doctor. The only true statement on here is that I probably drink more Diet Coke than you do. A lot more.
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Twitter fans- you can follow me @docgrumpy
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
Cast of Characters:
Annie: My Phenomenal MA
Mary: My Awesome Secretary
Ed: The office fish
Dr. Pissy: The guy I share an office with
Mrs. Grumpy: My Boss (also the world's greatest school nurse)
Frank, Craig, and Marie: The Grumpy Tribe
Garlic and Riley: The Grumpy Dogs
Questions? Comments? Biting sarcasm? Write to: pagingdrgrumpy [at] gmail [dot] com
Note: I do not answer medical questions. If you are having a medical issue, see your own doctor. For all you know I'm really a Mongolian yak herder and have no medical training at all except in issues regarding the care and feeding of Mongolian yaks.
20 comments:
He's not wrong!
Can't argue with that!
And no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.
When I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?
As we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"
Asystole is the most stable rhythm.
Bloody pressure. Was he a Brit?
Yes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)
When I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong
It's not easy being a Crip.
Reminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"
And G.O.M.E.R.s never die...
When I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.
How do you even respond to that??!??
But, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .
Hey, it's better than the other way around.
Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't.
Which is thicker than water pressure.
"Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."
We used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.
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