Friday, March 11, 2016

Patient quote of the day

"When I wake up every morning I have blood pressure."

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's not wrong!

Sarah said...

Can't argue with that!

Anonymous said...

And no matter how badly you cut yourself, all bleeding stops eventually.

Anonymous said...

When I wake up every morning I have pulse. Should i make an appointment to see you?

Mari-Ann said...

As we say here in the South, "Bless her heart!" which basically means "Oh my, it appears that you are a moron!"

Stacey Gordon said...

Asystole is the most stable rhythm.

Anonymous said...

Bloody pressure. Was he a Brit?

BizzyMomma said...

Yes, I am sick, I have a temperature. LOL :-)

Anonymous said...

When I wake up every morning I have bladder pressure and have to pee– I'm obviously doing it wrong

Anonymous said...

It's not easy being a Crip.

Moose said...

Reminds me of that old fourth-grade taunt: "Your epidermis is showing!"

bobbie said...

And G.O.M.E.R.s never die...

ndenunz said...

When I wake up every morning I have sentience. Maybe blood pressure is the best this person can do.

Anonymous said...

How do you even respond to that??!??

Anonymous said...

But, it's when I roll over and get out of bed ... .

MSGMD said...

Hey, it's better than the other way around.

Deborah Brett said...

Well, if you didn't, you wouldn't.

Anonymous said...

Which is thicker than water pressure.

Anonymous said...

"Except on Wednesdays, when I have Cheerios."

Ivan Ilyich said...

We used to say "I have a temperature." No difference, just the way language is -- quirky.

 
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