Monday, October 26, 2015

Long time, no see

Dr. Grumpy: "Which doctor sent you over to me?"

Mr. Leg: "My internist, Dr. Stache. He gave me a form to show you."


He reached in his wallet and pulled out a heavily creased and folded referral form that said "see Dr. Grumpy for numbness" signed by Dr. Stache.


Dr. Grumpy: "Um... Did you know Dr. Stache died in 2003?"

Mr. Leg: "Yeah, I'm not very good at following-up."

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Do neurologists treat numbness of the brain?

kjax said...

On the other hand, you'll probably never see him again. It's not like he's going to immediately follow up.

Packer said...

The numbness became a tingling so it now is an emergency.

Whelk Lad! said...

"I found the referral slip next to these tickets to see Ruben Studdard."

Anonymous said...

"By the way, I've been meaning to see 'From Justin to Kelly,' 'Gigli,' and 'Daredevil,' but I haven't gotten around to it yet. Have you heard anything about them?"

Anonymous said...

"But now that I'm here, can you see into my eyes like open doors leading you down into my core where I've become so numb, and wake me up inside?"

Anonymous said...

"I've also been meaning to see the 'Matrix' sequels. Since the original was such a good movie, I can only imagine how great the next two are going to be."

Anonymous said...

well, at least he admitted it's his fault ;-)

Anonymous said...

Better late than never.

Anonymous said...

"But at least I'm still seeing you in the Year of the Goat, and that's what really matters."

Anonymous said...

"Maybe I should throw out that milk I bought on the way home from his office."

Anonymous said...

"That would explain why he hasn't been updating his Friendster page."

a.generic doc said...

The dilemma is who you send the, "Thank you for referring this interesting patient" letter to.

Anonymous said...

He probably saves on 'Thank You' stationery, too. If he waits long enough, they're 'thanks for being' and 'good-bye' to the family members.

Anonymous said...

"I guess that's why he was being so quiet."

HeroHog said...

Treat him, you'll be dead by the time he comes back and he'll be someone else's problem child.

 
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