Mrs. Patient: "It's terrible! Ever since I started it, I haven't been able to have an orgasm!"
Dr. Grumpy: "Okay, let's stop it and see how you do before trying something else."
Mrs. Patient: "Do I have to back down slowly?"
Dr. Grumpy: "No, it's easy to get off."
Mrs. Patient: "Not when you're taking this medication!"
12 comments:
Well, you walked right into that one Doc.
A nice, Monday morning giggle snort.
Dr G. I think I need your address and phone. Last Friday a patient asked me to recommend a good neurologist. Honestly, you are the first person that came to mind.
Thanks for my first great big belly laugh of the day! I suspect I'll be giggling all day ~
Anon @ 9:37
Coffee through the nose snort.
Sounds like she needs to be working in your office.
More like Diet Coke through the nose. Dr. G -- did you crack up?
Talk about serving it up on a platter!!! I laughed out loud! Thanks for the giggles I need them today. :-)
She's not wrong.
She's here all week, folks!
Awesome! She almost makes up for all the, um, less-than-intelligent patients you write about! Almost.
I needed that. Nice to see patients who are on the ball.
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